"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Less talking, more tequila
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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