Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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