sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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