you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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