you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
tell me about the fingering
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