I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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