So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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