what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My breasts were aching with rage.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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