Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house