i think i have herpe
just one?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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