If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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