I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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