Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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