Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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