Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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