i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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