Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We talked him into tasing himself.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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