I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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