TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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