I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Define "chronic" masturbator.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
people are starting to question the shark bite story
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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