Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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