please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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