do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
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just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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