it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.