I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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