Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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