i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
you inspire me to be a worse person
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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