So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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