Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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