I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dignity is for republicans.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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