Its about making memories worth repressing
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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