Have you finally orgasmed yet?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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