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we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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