Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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