Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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