I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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