I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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