ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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