i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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