yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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