there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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