so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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