What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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