Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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