Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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You. Win. At. Life.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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