is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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