I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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