What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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