either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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