So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i love accidental penises.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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