I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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