....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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