Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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