whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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