Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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