who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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