i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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