it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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