No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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