It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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