Whod you bang
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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